Not exactly the brightest light in the harbor, is he?

I used to work with a woman who was "accident-prone". Knowing her made me realize that the term "accident-prone" means flat-out stupid. She was in so many car accidents she couldn't keep count (Daddy paid for her insurance); she never wore a seatbelt; she didn't lock her doors at home; the only temperature she cooked with was High. I wonder where she is now, if she's still alive. Maybe her last name is Gardner now.

Sue