As the father of five boys, I can attest to their talent for imagining new ways to kill themselves.

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And all loose sticks left lying in the yard should be carefully labeled 'Not a Sword.'

Reminds me of the warning label on some plastic armor my kids have. "Warning: Toy armor only. Provides no protection in actual battle."

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- Tom S.

"Never trust and engineer who doesn't carry a pocketknife."