There sure is.  Once, on Kauai, my brand new wife and I were enjoying some of that sand, and a gal wandered by, completely ignoring the "No Nudity" sign the state had put up.  REALLY ignoring it, if you catch my drift.  At that very moment I knew that I should have visited your home while single.  Got a new wife again, and we will hopefully be there next year, so hang onto some of that sand for us...  
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