A group buy! That's an excellent idea Old Scout! And I know just the establishment we can use as our distribution center, it's a place of the highest integrity and reputation, a real pillar of the community:




Once we receive your payment, your PSK components will be rush delivered to your door by the fastest means possible!





What joy you'll experience as you tear open the hermetically sealed
package of survival goodies, lovingly packed by our factory trained
technicians:





So hurry ETS fans! I can't guarantee this offer indefinitely, in fact
my last group buy was such a success, I had customers almost breaking down my door to get in on the deal!





(Sorry ladies, I've stopped working out and have put on more than a few pounds since this picture was taken, but I still have those boyish good looks!)