"I returned from the SAR and my CO has this guy in the office. Chief asks what I was going to do about his boat. I cited him for failing to yield to an emergency vessel and failure to display registration stickers on his , um, bow."

Chris-
If that does not sound like something my Son-in-Law would do, I'll eat my hat <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />. I guess great minds think alike <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />.

Pete