Several posters have complained about our capricious program's giving of titles, ie NEWBIE to a poster with 100 plus counts. Well boys and girls I just changed Old Bald Guy's as a test. I figure a retired ChiP in a motorhome somewhere in Alaska at worst will call the San Fernando station and get me hauled over on the 101 Freeway. To avoid abuse, I will change any demeaning member level assignations and replace them with your own ego stroking , but pre approved submissions by request. Lets have some clean fun folks- and Bill Gates I hurl Monty Python insults at you from my castle wall.

Wow, a few weeks ago I didn't even know that I had a "title" here, and now I'm THIS???(most honored member who smiles better than Eric Estrada).

What do you drive anyway, I need to put out a BOL???

ps: we are out of Alaska, now covered with snow in NW Washington state. 26 degrees at 2100 hours...

I believe that I will leave that up to you CK. Feel free to bestow upon me whatever titles and honors you think I deserve, or lack thereof... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I laughed out loud with that one! Hilarious! Good to know you have a sense of humor!

Is there a character limit? And is "Huh? Did I sleep through lunch again?" taken? <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Any suggestions for my title? <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

The retired CHiP is now a sworn officer in Muncie, IN for his new "reality" show Armed and Famous. (Or at least he was during shooting.)

He was just a makebelieve Chip, not the real deal.

But he is actually doing a pretty good job in Muncie. Did a great job signing the old gals boob last night...

Thanks a lot buddy, now I am getting PM's telling me that "I" mispelled Eric, which is really spelled Erik. Sheese, I get blamed for everything...

Be careful! Taunt him a second time and he may hurl the cow at you!