I can't imagine being hungry enough to eat a seagull. They taste like a cross between stale dumpster and rotting fish (don't ask how I know, just trust me), and the stink alone can almost put out a fire.

I think I'd cook my socks first.
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-IronRaven

When a man dare not speak without malice for fear of giving insult, that is when truth starts to die. Truth is the truest freedom.