I can also call you a wimp who will never know the joys of a snowy morning, and can't go sledding or skiing. Poor guy. You have my sympathy. There is plenty of room over here in the big 48 for you if you ever want to escape from those horrible conditions.

I've played in the snow a little bit in Washington, Colorado, Minnesota, Massachussetts and Canada so I do know the joys of a snowy morning with a warm drink. I do not know how to ski though. You may not know this, but we have snow in Hawaii too.

But then again, I can't escape. Life sentence. I only get out for a little while for good behavior. Maybe if you behave, you can get out and get some sun down here.