Happy Turkey Day, everyone. We stopped in a campground once for a picnic. The slobs there before us had left all their garbage smoldering in a fire ring, including a brick of Velveeta cheese flavored product. It was burning when we arrived, with an extremely thick black smoke. It still had a flame an hour and a half or two hours later when we were done. I don't know what it took to ignite it, but didn't take too much water to extinguish. I haven't eaten Velveeta since then.