Thanks williamlatham, that sounds like a real solution!

Thanks to everyone else for their ideas! I was thinking of using a particular Saran Wrap method of mine (that probably wouldn't work) before I ever posted my question, but this one sounds like a more sensible approach to my problem. If for some reason you disagree with dielectric grease to solve my particular problem please speak up, I want to know. I am open-minded to more suggestions.