Oh, yeah, the Pack Rat can get pudgy if you feed it too much. I don't know about a football, though. It just kinda gets a little wide in tthe middle.

I've been using one as my bag of tricks for a little over a year now. I wouldn't call it EDC, but that's just becuase I don't carry it with me if I'm out stacking wood or mowing the lawn. But if I leave the house, it's with me or in my car.
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