"....I just had to come up with an imaginary use for it so I could justify buying it..."

That's uncomfortably close to my reasoning as well. <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
But I've always wanted one, and considering the state Camillus is in I figured I'd better get one while I could. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />