We had an incident last weekend in which two women died and several people where badly injured when an inflatable attraction at a country fair was torn loose from it's tie down points. The two women fell to their deaths. The attraction injured seveal other people, including small children. Some badly. There was a valiant attempt by members of the public to reach and help the injured. Because of the wileful stupidity of British Politicians, who do not give a [censored] about the lives of their constituant's, and regard any knife as a weapon rather than as a tool, those brave people were reduced to trying to cut through the fabric of the attraction using keys. Nuff said....