So YOUR the guy...

The WHITEST I've ever seen a guy go was when a friends B-I-L's daughter was being picked up for a "first date" (new guy)

My friend, His B-I-L and I had just come back from the trap range. Not wanting to make a mess in the kitchen, we were sitting on the front porch with the shotguns, field stripping and detail cleaning them. We were not even thinking about it. My friend had just finished reassembling is Mossberg 500 when the guy started walking up the porch, and he racked the slide to check the gun - poor kid went GHOST white. We ended up apologizing, and having a GOOD chuckle - turned out to be a nice kid, but not right for the daughter. We looked like a bunch of "well armed rednecks" right then. 5 shotguns and 2 pistols sitting on the table in various levels of assembly