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Always be sure to empty your pockets before putting your pants in the clothes hamper otherwise your wife will be very angry when she finds a lighter in the clothes drier!


Or when she finds the backup firecracker, or a booklet of matches, or razor blades, or little plastic wrapped tablets of who know's what, or the shredded remains of a receipt that should have gone in the receipt box, etc.

Razor blades!!!!! How can you expect a mom to teach a kid to fold laundry when there are razor blades tucked in it? Do you *want* bloody handkerchiefs?

-Kuovonne