LOL! No, I was kidding. I admit to being a scotch purist.

Now, as for the stoning, yes. A nice, 25 to 35 year old Glenmorangie or Laphroaig, 3 fingers full in a tumbler, chilled in the bottle so there is no water to dilute it. Repeat the procedure at ten minute intervals until you confess and repent your sins (and recieve absolution), or are cross eyed. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />