Okay, I found out that KFC packets are indeed honeyesque. They are cornsyrup based and flavored. Gakh!

I found some and expect you can too. Just go to your neighborhood expensive coffee shop. I went to the one at Borders and they had packs of real honey. I figure at $5 for a 24oz latte, that I can take 2 for my drink and a 2 for my pocket. YMMV, but the KFC ones are definitely not good. Same likely goes for most of the chicken dipping sauces. McDonald's used to carry pure honey packets, and may still. I'll have to look...