Unless you have a med alert tag braclet or neck chain there is a slim chance I will be going thru your wallet. Most likely I will throw your wallet to a cop and by the time he gets to your data you will be intubated with IV in place with first set of drugs running thru.

But this is what I'm curious about... What would you like EMS to do in the field for you? I know you said you dont care for death but still mate. HX of traumatic intubation even if known wouldnt stop me from tubing you. I will be more careful and go with a smaller tube but still if I need an airway you getting one.