Wow, I can't believe I didn't think through this better. My wife has all of the above except maybe the lipstick (prefers lip balm or chapstick stuff).

I've forced her down to just the keys she needs and my buddy is a locksmith, so I've rekeyed as much as I can to one set without sacrificing security.

Receipts, tampon, Chapstick/balm (probably burn with tampon cotton?), Cellphone, small plastic trash bag (like 25 1Gal Bags in a container for $1), pins and way too much crap at the bottom of her purse for me to identify.