Our new boss hasn't said a word about knives. His first day on the job, the shop Manager & I were using throwing knives to play darts... <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> "I 'll come back later"

The shop manager grew up in the Bronx, never leaves the house with less than 3 knives. He MAKES us carry knives!

We had a 19-year old kid we hired, didn't even own a knife.
"My Mom won't let me have one"
"It's for work, you have to have one"
"I'll have to ask my Mom"...calls her up.." My Mom want's to talk to you"
"No M'am, it's just a small one, he'll be fine...no, we won't let him play with it"
"OK kid, you got permission for a knife"
"YES! FINALLY ..WOHOOO!" ,he says.
"What were you going to do if you ever got held up,without a knife? How were going to fight back?"
"My Mom says just give them everything, don't resist.."

How's that for dumb & helpless?