10. Army/Navy Surplus stores are a perfectly acceptable places to shop for Valentine's Day/birthday/Christmas gifts (but NOT anniversary!).
9. "You sound like Chris Kavanaugh." is much less likely to start an arguement than "What the hell are you talking about?!".
8. No need to explain occasional burn marks on kitchen table.
7. She understands needing another flashlight.
6. A gun show is considered a fun family outing.
5. Ginger or Mary Ann? Who cares, I have even better!
4. No fast thinking needed to explain condom in wallet.
3. She understands needing another knife.
2. "More ammo?" is spoken with joy, not scorn.

And the number one reason:
1. The envious looks of other men as they check out her equipment. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

-Blast, who will probably end up in the doghouse for this post