I hate TSA. They are bunch of dumb, uneducated, ignorant, newly acquired power happy and useless people. That's usually what happenes when gov't creates an agency for public image. Sometimes I like to think of TSA as FEMA (all smoke and no fire). I think the assumption that TSA has about typical bomber is what they read in spy novels. I can just imagine TSA training center since it must be such a joke. After spending last year at the airport as a medic I prefer dealings with private sector security because they are much better and more efficient since job security if you keep screwing up is not there. You do something retarded working for private company and you get axed. You do something retarded working for TSA and they relocate you to more sensitive area.

I think I will market "TSA kit" that you can purchase from the street vendor upon leaving the airport. It will consist of nail clipper, mini SAK and lighter. Upon departing back home you can trade your kit in and get a voucher that can be used upon arrival. By the time you are done with traveling during your life span you will eventually get your stuff back. Or if you spot somebody in your city using your lighter or SAK you can ask them to trade.

Good portion of my calls? People pissed of by TSA for no reason.