"Welcome aboard Delta Airlines. Please follow as the flight attendants explain the safety features of this aircraft. ....
In the event of an attempted hijacking, or disturbance on the aircraft, the 9mm semi-automatic handgun beneath your seat may be used as a weapon. The handguns have their safety on, and their slides locked open by a red tamper evident emergency pull tab. Use of the weapon at any other time may result in serious injury, death and 2nd felony criminal charges being filed against you.
To use the weapon, pull hard on the red tamper evident pull tab. This will cause the slide to go forward, racking a round. The weapon is now armed. To fire the weapon, point the handgun at the target, and slowly squeeze the trigger. This is a semi-automatic handgun, and will automatically feed the next round. Once all your rounds have been used, the slide will remain open. Please note the magazine is welded shut, and you are limited to 8 rounds. The handgun is not recommended for children under the age of 16. Always ensure your weapon is ready, before assisting others."

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