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Originally posted by Chris Kavanaugh:

Well unless you sleepwalk, or got lost on a midnight visit to the great Milky Way illuminated bathroom I'd suggest the universal "Hello the Camp" and freezing very still with arms in plain sight. I'll probably be armed with a very hot, very overbrewed enamel pot of coffee ( pepper spray and training- pushaww ) Some of the other folks on this forum will probably lay down a suppressing cover fire while looking for their flashlight and bifocals. I'd suggest dropping immediately and still yelling the salutation.


I always look forward to new bear attack threads, so I can read Chris Kavanaugh's latest level-headed, yet hilarious response...