Okay, so leave out the drill. You can find a stick nearly anywhere. Just the fireboard & the handle. They probably wouldn't even know what they were...

Really, they probably mean drills: "Everyone get your hands up and crowd into the toilet, or I'll drill holes in your head so you hear flutes when the wind blows! NOW!" (Accompanied by sound of battery-operated drill battery dying...)

IRONRAVEN: Just WHAT is it that YOU are telling her the fire piston is??????

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