"What am I going to do with 20 boxes of Twinkies?"

If you are not willing to send them to me, put them in ziplock bags and toss 'em in the freezer. Frozen twinkies are a delicacy here. (better than chilled monkey brains).

My favorite frozen snack is Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies. We buy them by the case and put them in the deep freeze. Nothing like pulling out a box on a hot summer day and savoring this chilled treat. Yeah, after about a year they get kinda dry (the freezer tends to pull the moisture out), but nobody complains. Especially with a tall glass of cold milk.

mmmmm frozen thin mints and twinkies...gargle, gargle. (ala Homer Simpson).

TR