Hey! Thanks for the suggestion... searching on "novelty" has churned up some possibilities!

http://www.zodiacgift.com/rp-baoli-8036-l.htm
http://www.zodiacgift.com/rp-flag3-l.htm
http://shop.vendio.com/lyang57734/item/813454561/index.html
http://shop.vendio.com/lyang57734/item/813454558/index.html

This thing might make an interesting minimalist PSK container: http://shop.vendio.com/lyang57734/item/812928436/index.html

Okay... that broke open the floodgates... now I have to find some good ones to test out.
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