Maybe I'm missing something here, but.... why is everyone wasting time getting dressed???
Toxic spill on the RR tracks, or fast-movng fire blowing my way, I'm out the door in my pajamas. I can get dressed later. Essentials first!
("These people are getting DRESSED in an emergency! What are they thinking of..." she mutters.)
And for those of us in rock&roll country, if you don't have a decent-sized tent, maybe you should think about getting one. Or at least a big tarp & some rope.
It was told that a young woman who was in the shower when the '64 Anchorage earthquake hit ran down the stairs of her apartment building stark naked. A calmer gentleman ahemed and asked her if she hadn't forgotten something. And she suddenly remembered: "Ye gods! My purse!" <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Sue