I honestly don't think I'd make it in 5 min. I keep FAK and BOBS (in my case their boxes not bags, family of 8) next to the bed , all my gear and gadgets are in trays on the night stand along with my wallet . My problem would be getting dressed. I too keep all of my next day clothing next to the bed as not to wake the lovely wife at 5 in the morning. I have sever back problems and it takes me at least 15 min. to get dressed. I hate to say it but i have to sit to put my draws and pants on , one leg at a time. I'd be toast. <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
The winter is the worse for me. I spend a good portion of the day on a tractor and the cold just kills me. you don't do much to keep warm on a tractor.
So I'd get everyone up and out first . give the gear to the least paniced . i asume this is a crisis? MY gang is good ..but i know what they are capable of. Then i'd grab my clothes and follow them out and get dressed as soon as i could. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> . most likely cold wet and dirty