Seriously though, left front pocket, usually a Sebenza (large on the weekends, small at work), left watch pocket, Gerber LST Microlight or Ultralight (to keep tape adhesive off my Sebenza), right watch pocket Wenger Pocket tool chest, keeping my Photon Freedom anchored.
I guess I must wash my jeans a little more often than Chris. Maybe if I didn't, the Ti clips wouldn't tear up the corner of my pocket as badly.