Hey, I like the way your legs look in heels too, doh!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Dang I gotta watch when the wife sneeks up on me like that, that's gonna leave a mark.

I am thinking if the woman I loved was truly that out of touch that she would not even consider the possibility, I would set her up. It is a tough love kinda thing, to put someone we care about into a predicament to teach them a lesson they will not otherwise take counsel on. I had to do it for both my daughters in other situations, and it is effective, though it is painful to watch, knowing the truth.

For instance, imagine being chauffered into the the country somewhere, when the vehicle breaks down, and the cellphone won't work, and no one comes or goes etc, etc. You get the picture. Put them in a position where they are forced to face the hardship, while clandestinely controlling the situation so it doesn't get out of control and turn into a real emergency and without getting caught in the setup.

Now, don't no one ever tell my girls that I've admitted to setting them up like that. They'll figure out when it happened, and the won't be happy, and then I'll be sprouting more lumps.