I'm guessing they've decoded CW by now though <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Hmmm, I have gross encounters with the nerd kind everyday, so maybe the end is near:)

And here I was thinking it was a PHRASECENSOREDPOSTERSHOULDKNOWBETTER. plot to destroy the western world .....

Was it a red alien bunny? It could have been both an alien AND a PHRASECENSOREDPOSTERSHOULDKNOWBETTER. invader.

Yes ... especially if he were dressed as Captain Feather Sword <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

The Earthlings suspect nothing. Let the invasion continue as planned.

You might be a half-century or so too late. It has been said that on July 19, 1952, mysterious "things" circled the White House for six hours at just 1700 ft. Air Force personnel sent to investigate couldn't catch them. But there was no info on the "pilots' " color, sorry. <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

http://www.rense.com/general27/Ufosflew.htm

But look at it from the poor aliens' point of view: after looking us over, just whom would they (or should they) contact?

Our dearly beloved President? (unladylike snort, here)

Howard Stern? ("I don't think he's dead ... I think he fainted.")

Einstein's long gone... Sagan's gone. ..

WAIT! I'VE GOT IT! That guy that played Captain Kirk on TV. He's still alive, isn't he? I heard once that if aliens landed, he thought he would be a good one to contact.

WE HAVE A VOLUNTEER!!!

Klaatu barada nikto!

Sue

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain Smirk is a bad choice, a very, very bad choice. His form of first contact is not what we want.

Avery Brooks, on the other hand....

Bill Shatner has a reining horse ranch nearby. He got tired of Saddlebreds and now likes to go in dizzy circles instead of racking. The aliens will need to arrive VERY early in the morning or he won't be much use. I will expand on that via PM.