Try Hot buttered rums with Kodiak King crab while avoiding the advances of a 6'6" fisherman in drag. Exit the bar and decide to walk back to base while factoring three rums into the wind chill card from survival school, imagining every shadow a brownie or Raquel Welch. Wake up 5 minutes before assigned watch and find the AF survival knife hammer butt was digging into the sciatic nerve all night and your left leg won't work. Greet the officer of the deck who produces two disposable razors and 4 aspirin.