"Better to be safe than sorry," I always say.

In recent years, the climate of fear and uncertainty has not only shortened the lifespan of anyone who follows the popular news (thus helping control overpopulation) but also has caused quite a number of industries to blossom, adding profits into stale companies and helping push the economy to new heights.

To name a few products that have gotten an indavertent boost:

- Duct Tape
- Plastic Sheeting
- Bottled Spring Water
- Guns & Ammo (all)
- Dinty Moore Beef Stew (though I'm not sure why)
- Toilet Paper
- Gold Coins

and most recently, Sauerkraut!

By the way, "lemmings" may be a bit harsh. But "sheep" I'll buy. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

(edited for spelling. Durn computer. The technician says the problem is the nut in front of the keyboard, but I can't find it ......)