I'm currently working on an apparatus that will pressurize my home and office. Then I merely need to bar the doors to keep any unwanted flu carriers out. I did it by reversing the nozzles on my vacuum cleaner and using up the plastic sheeting and duct tape left over from the last terrorist alert. I need help from everyone coming up with a catchy name for it. Please try to include the word "Tactical" in your submissions, as I have found that it greatly increases sales.

Regards, Vince