Try minimus.biz for the spreads. A friend of mine ordered spread packets, including cheese spreads, from them about a week ago. A bit pricy, but they have them.

There is also another site that I ran over a few months ago, epicurious or something like that, don't remember it exactly. They had a bunch of very high end, gourmet items in wet pack retort pouches, including a couple of spiffy sounding spreads and few high brow items like shrimp cocktail.

Corection, it was theepicenter.com, but I don't see the shrimp cocktail any more. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> I figured it would make a good trade item. They also seem fresh ouf of the cheese, but give cheapndirt a try.