In all honesty, I haven't used nail clippers on anything in 10 years. Why start now?  
Duuuuude!!! Too much information.  <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> 
I've got the whole Howard Hughes image creeping through my head now.
Repeat after me..."Kleenex boxes are not proper foot atire".
Put your wife on and let's see what she thinks.  <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
TR,  (Considering starting a ETS nail clipper fund for Paul)