Umm... He's got the Secret Service and the TOTAL power of the United States Government behind him!

Need some water? Have the SS get it "donated".

Someone shooting at you? Have the SS "chat" with them

Need to get out of the area? Call your "DAD" (Defense Air Detachment) to pick you up.

Late for an important appointment? Turn on the Blue and Reds, close down the interstate, and have your driver drive 20+ over the speed limit in a heavily armed and armored convoy.

Need land at the airport, and the traffic is too much? Call "LIFEGUARD AIR FORCE 1"