I wouldn't buy one, but I'm not surprised someone thought of it.

It's the evolution of the coffin. Rather than storing the dead, it houses the living.

It's sort of a lifeboat, but it's a box. It's a Lifebox for Two.

Count me out. Wait -- does it get cable? <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

-- Craig

All that's missing is Elvis.

Who's to say Elvis isn't lurking in an optional hidden compartment.

Is there a place for the monsters that hide under my regular to stay? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Maybe its an optional extra.

They could put separate little boxes underneath on little wheels for easy access. .... Deluxe upgrade: 1 box for each monster. Ecconomy upgrade: 1 big box for the lot.

Then they will need access to haunt during a disaster so there needs to be extra hatchways under the matress <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I need one of these in the shape of a chair that I can take on the subway.