Great question, I thought about this one for a few minutes. I would take this volume of the complete essays of Michel de Montaigne. I keep it by my bedside and turn to it often. They are wildly brilliant, funny, insightful, and a sheer delight. It has been my favorite book for many years.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny Youngman