I have to go to the drugga store to get some filum for my camera...
One of Einstein's lesser known theories is the Theory of Consonant Relativity. There are a finite number of consonants for use in the spoken English language. So every time someone in MA says they're "driving their cah" someone in TX says they're "drinking a soder".
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It's not that life is so short, it's that you're dead for so long.