Someone on fark.com came up with Federal Aviation Administration Security Service or the FAA SS to name the TSA.

In the spirit of those who really believe there is a vast consipiricy, perhapse Department of Homeland Security means something, perhaps:

Decreed
Emergency
Powers
Assisting in
Restructuring
Tried
Methods of
Enforcement into
New
Terrorist
Oppression by
Frivilous
Haphazard and
Outrageos
Methods of
Enforcement to
Lure
Average
iNdividuals to
Dispel
Suggestions of
Empire
Creation
Under
Regulations
Inextricable
To
You