Stu,
Why wouldn't you just keep the teardrop at home, and tow it with you when you are ready to bug out?
In the meantime, use it for camping. It's good practice for bugging out. Well, okay, it's not really roughing it, but it's still fun to use it!
Mike...
P.S. I am thinking about doing another teardrop with coleman accessories rather than make it look like an RV. You know, the coleman stove, coleman cooler, coleman lamp!!! Heck, maybe I should paint it hunter green, something like this...