Originally posted by Craig

It's too big when:
You clank or clink when you walk,
Your pocket bulges so badly you look like you're growing a twin brother,
Your pocket sags badly enough to throw you off balance, making you walk in circles all day,
Your pocket bottom gives way and your gear falls out with an embarrassing clunk,
You replace your car's ignition cylinder lock every month,
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