It's too big when:

• You clank or clink when you walk,
• Your pocket bulges so badly you look like you're growing a twin brother,
• Your pocket sags badly enough to throw you off balance, making you walk in circles all day,
• Your pocket bottom gives way and your gear falls out with an embarrassing clunk,
• You replace your car's ignition cylinder lock every month,
• All of the above. <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Everyone has their burdens. My lot happens to include breeding killer EDC keychains. <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> Doug's keychain is a good one, but I'd need two or three of them. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

I pore over each and every "keychain" post here, hoping to find a Silver Bullet. It's time to either lighten up, or schedule hernia surgery.

-- Craig