Chris,<br><br>Stop the jokes: I need to get up off the floor & stop laughing.<br><br>I loved the part "As to my getting voted off early: HAH! We'd be having 'longmeat' for dinner the first night and that show director would be missing." <br><br>After the first episode of Survivor, I discovered that survival depended upon a participant's socially manipulative skills, so I stopped watching. Am I correct in concluding that the director would be the dinner on your island.<br><br>By the way, I've lost my capacity for anger--at least until I have time enough to grow more hair.<br><br>Thanks for the regular injections of levity.<br><br>John