Smart ass. But I like it.
I'm a Zippo guy, but I smoke, and i'll quit when I die. For those who complain about fuel evaporation, I have two: one on my person with my personal routine for refills, and another in my kit. The second has a piece of road bike bicycle tube covering the joint between the lid and the bottom. I just checked it in response to this thread, and i think it has been sitting there for three months. It lit on the first strike.