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Have you ever tried calming down a paranoid Hindu wife with Ravi Shankhar on the CD player, curry steaming over and calling the local USCG emergency center?


No, I can't say that I have, but I wouldn't mind taking a puff from whatever you're smoking... <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
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