Survivors with cellphones are calling anyone they can to get help. DO NOT ASSUME THIS IS A PRANK!!! My nieghbor from India received a text message from a company associate. Have you ever tried calming down a paranoid Hindu wife with Ravi Shankhar on the CD player, curry steaming over and calling the local USCG emergency center? The USCG is the coordinating agency in this disaster. Should you receive such a call, get the street address, number of survivors and call your local Coast Guard emergency number.

that is so hopelessly bizarre I am at a loss for words. Except for these.

No, I can't say that I have, but I wouldn't mind taking a puff from whatever you're smoking... <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Players Navy Cuts, one pack a year allowed for really bad days, which this is. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />