Doug, We could approach the producers of that wretched " survivor" series for a real scenario sans culturally insulting fetish figures and silly contests. Ill volunteer to have my arm broken ( will slow down my incessant posting), there will be a real knife performance challenge ( opening coffee cans) and if we vote somebody off the winnebago tribe they have to throw their photon 11 into a Altoid tin of boiling water. The winner donates the million to the site ;^)